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Princess Anne has suffered a ‘bruised leg’ following an ‘incident’ at her Gatcombe Park Estate, ten months after she used to be hospitalised with concussion following a major twist of fate there. The King’s sister used to be observed hobbling and in ache when she accompanied him to church on …

Predictably, I first heard the time period ‘Turkey teeth’ whilst staring at Love Island. The ladies have been discussing the lads. ‘I think he has Turkey teeth,’ one stated sagely, and I take note considering: ‘Do birds have teeth? Don’t turkeys have beaks?’ Soon, after all, I realized that she …