Dakota Johnson Admits She Once Sent Gorilla Poop to a Friend’s Ex: ‘Yes, I Did Do That’

If you do Dakota Johnson’s buddies grimy, she’ll do you dirtier. 

On Thursday, June 5, the Materialists actress, 35, took any other lie detector take a look at with Vanity Fair after prior to now taking one six years in the past.

In her most up-to-date sit-down with the hole’s polygrapher, Johnson admitted to an peculiar method of having again at an individual who led to a detailed buddy heartache. 

After being puzzled about her loyalty, which incorporated mendacity to law enforcement officials about “lifelong” buddy Riley Keough’s alibi if want be, she used to be requested to substantiate whether or not or no longer she “once sent a man who broke your friend’s heart a gallon of gorilla s—.”

“I mean, there’s no way that he would watch this, so, yes, I did do that,” Johnson stated.

Seemingly understanding how ordinary the act appeared, she added, “And it’s been quite a while. It’s been some years.”

“How would one order something like that? Asking for a friend,” the interrogator requested, off-camera. 

For Johnson, her go-to website online for locating fecal topic is S—Senders.com.

“You can order any kind, any size,” the Madame Web megastar stated of the web page. The particular person administering the polygraph stated her resolution used to be “truthful.”

The actress additionally giggled when requested about understanding methods to “order public crabs online,” however denied that she had ever made that form of acquire. “No! Good Lord, I’m not a monster,” she stated.

The 50 Shades of Grey megastar, who not too long ago cut up from Chris Martin after a just about eight-year on-again, off-again dating, didn’t expose which of her buddies she fiercely defended via mailing their ex gorilla poop.

Johnson and the Coldplay frontman, 48, have been first romantically related in 2017. 

“It feels final this time,” an insider advised PEOPLE of the breakup. Reps for the celebrities didn’t reply to PEOPLE’s requests for remark.

The now-former longtime couple have been photographed in combination two weeks in the past as they stepped out in Malibu in combination on May 16. Before that, in January, the pair held arms in India, whilst the singer used to be there traveling along with his band.

A supply prior to now advised PEOPLE in March that Johnson and Martin had in fact been engaged for “years” after first sparking engagement rumors in 2020, even though they have been “in no rush to get married” on the time.

After information broke about their newest cut up, the Daddio megastar used to be noticed in New York City with out her engagement ring on two events — Monday, June 2 and Wednesday, June 4.

Throughout the years, Johnson has been identified to stay quiet about her love existence. 

In May 2018 all the way through the Global Gift Foundation USA Women’s Empowerment Luncheon, her mom, Melanie Griffith spoke extremely of the musician, pronouncing “I am keen on him!” 

But when requested about her daughter’s dating, the Working Girl megastar, 67, answered, “She is very private about her life and I respect that.” 

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Later that yr, Johnson apparently said her dating with Martin all the way through a September 2018 interview with Tatler, whilst additionally ultimate tight-lipped.

“I’m not going to talk about it, but I am very happy,” Johnson stated, consistent with E! News.