Zodiac Signs and the Art of Missing Trains: Drama, Meltdowns, and Existential Monologues – The Times of India

Missing a teach can really feel like a Bollywood climax long past fallacious—no violins, simply sweat, regrets, and passive-aggressive stares. Here’s how each and every zodiac signal offers with this tragic but relatable rom-com plot twist.

Aries

– Blames the teach for now not ready. Starts pacing like a rejected Bigg Boss contestant and considers catching it on foot. Probably results in a heated debate with a chaiwala about punctuality and future.

Taurus

– Calm. Finds the closest meals stall. If the teach’s long past, so be it—paneer tikka hasn’t. Might casually guide a luxurious cab as a substitute, mumbling “class over chaos.”

Gemini

– Already over it and speaking to a few strangers about exchange plans. Calls a pal, posts a selfie captioned “missed connections,” and come what may finally ends up trending on Twitter.

Cancer

– Takes it in my opinion. Tears up whilst calling circle of relatives. Might write a diary access titled

“The Train That Left Me and Never Looked Back.”

Leo

– Outraged. Performs a monologue for the station crowd. Blames Indian Railways and the alignment of Jupiter. Requests dramatic background track that doesn’t exist.

Virgo

– Internally combusting. Has a color-coded itinerary now rendered pointless. Pulls out a backup plan, emergency charger, and criticizes platform signage like a trip blogger on a caffeine crash.

Libra

– Stares on the departure board adore it holds emotional closure. Weighs choices, then flips a coin. Might come to a decision to cancel the travel solely as a result of, “Was this even a sign?”

Scorpio

– Goes silent. Glares on the rails like they betrayed nationwide agree with. Secretly plots vengeance towards Indian Standard Time. Someone’s happening a blocklist lately.

Sagittarius

– Laughs. Calls it an “adventure.” Might stroll off towards a random bus with 0 worry for the vacation spot. Probably finally ends up finding a hidden waterfall someplace.

Capricorn

– Frustrated however stoic. Rebooks price tag in 30 seconds. Already emailing the teach division with timestamped receipts and comments in bullet issues.

Aquarius

– Ponders why people are obsessive about time. Sketches the teach in a pocket book whilst casually beginning a debate with a stranger about capitalism and clocks.

Pisces

– Dramatically whispers “everything happens for a reason.” Gets emotional over the sound of the departing horn. May romanticize the development as destiny’s plot twist.